There is, to begin with, possibility.
Then I spot him, traveling towards the tractor at one foot per minute, a turtle snug inside a richly embellished box. The turtle I have been looking for all week.
He sees me, but he doesn’t take me very seriously. He keeps the nose extended by which he beat Achilles across the line, so many races ago. Been here longer than you, he says, and I know things you are not equipped to know.
I record the hieroglyphics, of course, for reading later. I’m on to him, the little hardshell walking billboard.
He holds me with his glittering eye. I could put you on your back, I say, and make a soup tureen of your shell. You may now go, he says, commit less harm today than yesterday. I’m expecting the world will be on my back soon enough. Was that not, I ask, exactly what I proposed a moment ago? Gravity is established law. You’re annoying me, he says, go on, I’ve prepared your way; but do not imagine I will forget about the soup tureen.
The turtle is right, I see that now. The path ahead beckons to me. We’d better both get moving, each at his native pace.
Follow the stone crop along the stones, past the creeping thyme, then right to the Peace Rose, unseen.
But first I’ll have to decide about the mushroom. I could cut it up for dinner, which would not at all hurt the underlying life-form, but might prove fatal for me. It is a great white, so it is pure, the poison unalloyed, toxin simple. Unless it is wholesome despite it’s shade. Dilemma, dilemma.
Ah! She will know, the tiny red toad. And she will speak to me, unlike the mute ‘shroom.
And she does speak, says that a toadstool is wherever a toad sits, not separately extant; that I must not malign the turtles under the earth or the pillar of toads that holds up the dome of heaven; and that she suggests I should not eat the fungus. After I offer, and she accepts, a tiny thimble of a somewhat hoppy local ale, she tells me everything I must do tomorrow.
But that’s a story for another day.
#1 by Henrietta Latham on 30 June 14 - 12:00 am
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This design is wicked! You obviously know how to keep a reader entertained.
Between your wit and your pictues, I was almost moved to start my own blog (well, almost…HaHa!) Fantastic job.
I really enjoyed what you had to say, and more than that, how you presented it.
Too cool!
#2 by Bud on 13 July 14 - 10:16 am
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Thanks, Henrietta.
#3 by Blair on 18 June 14 - 6:59 pm
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What a lovely walk thanks Bud
#4 by อาหารเสริมผู้ชาย on 16 June 14 - 10:07 pm
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It’s nearly impossible to find well-informed people making this particular topic, but you sound like you know what you’re talking about! I like the way you tell a story.
Thanks