Rocks: it’s how they roll.

Rocks are not alive; probably this is true.

But life surrounds them on a living planet,
covers them, colors them, ever so slowly digests them.

2014-09-20_16-32-29_637

Even the crystals, all edges, vertices, flat faces.
What gives quartz its accuracy as a time keeper?
Not patience alone.

2014-09-20_16-32-02_168

Like some people, some rocks
you’ve got to scrape hard or crack apart to find what’s inside.

2014-09-20_16-30-44_204

The tree has been working here forty or fifty years.

2014-09-20_16-29-42_172
But what exactly is the exchange between these roots and these rocks?

2014-09-20_16-29-00_327

Surrounded since the beginning of the tree, or did they find a way to insinuate themselves?
Were they helped? By some necessarily quite short entity sharing the space inside?

Y’all stay with us, now.

 

Tags: , , , ,

Mississippi blooming.

 A little dirt, a little water, processed through a bulb: an emblem perfect on a stem.

2014-09-06_17-23-21_449

Lower, where the tree trunk reaches into the earth, a golden dirt bloom.

2014-09-02_19-16-21_453

Lichen shelves, ascending fairie ladder.

2014-09-06_17-09-15_747

Puff. Ball. Woodland antiseptic.

2014-09-06_17-10-31_880

Either the rock grows larger, using it’s fungal affiliates as we use our microbioma.
Or the branch wears away the bottom while the lichens eat the top.
The plastered leaf may stay, may wash away downstream.

2014-09-06_17-13-00_459Camera clicks convert the eddies to shining mirror rock, solid for the instant.

2014-09-06_17-13-39_262

Zooming out, the flow of the branch,
gentle today, going forever down.

2014-09-06_17-13-21_110

The mighty Mississippi waits, assured of what’s coming,
moves all its other work along and waits
as the Little Bald Branch runs into Spring Creek
down to the Pigeon River, down to the French Broad
pausing for the turbines at Lake Douglas, over the TVA spillway
at last to meet the Mississippi
riding down some more to New Orleans
into the Gulf of Mexico, tickling the frenulum of Florida
as it exits into the Atlantic
and sails the Gulf Stream north to the coast of Wales.

That’s it? Or sucked next under arctic ice,
pulled across and down into the deep currents of the Pacific?

Yeah, probably that.
Water like electrons will always go to ground.
The cycle unbroken.

Tags: , , , , , ,

Around the house, while the query letters fly, out and away.

Pacing while the internets whirl.

It probably isn’t a good thing that the turkeys let me get this close.
They should flee what I might be.

Willed turkeys.

Two hens and a half-pint.

One hot bush, from the little chilies on the bottom to the thirty jalapenos above.
Wait, that’s two bushes in one cage.

Where it all begins.

Peppertunity.

Be happy that you’re happy.

Just doing what the bulb said.

Everybody must get glad.

A sucking bee
just like a spelling bee, except stickier.

Not a slut.

Just being available.

The dense wood in the middle was the base of a butterfly bush that stood eight feet tall.
Last year.
This year, the final frost killed it all, except two tiny sprigs.

Remember that last hard frost?

Just a flutter by bush, this year.

After awhile, you don’t see this,
because it would be too weird, if you had to explain.

Got to happen, right here.

It is something, really.

 We’ll die, we will, but it won’t be this pretty.

Looks so natural.

Death be proud.

They come, to astound, and then to die.

Iamb a moth.

Hear me roar.

 Yes, the super moon, two weeks ago.
The camera didn’t know how big it was.

Supposed to be.

Supper moon?

Any bigger and it would be falling,
a spiral exploding death by gravity.

148,000 words, no, you’ve got to be kidding?

Please, ma’am, Ghost Walk is a story that long,
really, it is.
I have already eschewed surplussage.

They all promise to reply,
unless they don’t.

That’s a “no.”

So say “no” to death,
to go back into the human mind again.

Tags: , , , , , ,

The last segment of edits — so many births, a book has.

 ecce

Ghost Walk

third book in the series

of the Ellen and Geoffrey Fletcher Mysteries

Well. The last improper comma is gone, the last proper but absent comma is inserted.
Of a thousand proposed edits, all but a few score taken.

2014-08-17_15-18-39_218

The big question now: do I trigger some dozens of rejections
from a flurry of query letters to my list of literary agents
in hopes of a single positive reply?

Or just upload to Amazon, like the first two,
for a few minutes of being the newest mystery in the world?

Well, not tonight.
The edit heave is hove.
Bed beckons.

Book Three.

Cover

Tags: , , , , ,

Temporary beauty and old growth.

All over the bush, on every branch, hundreds of these.

Walk on me.

Sharon’s rose.

Worker bee on a sticky shaft.

There suck I.

Bootstraps of a bee.

Exquisite workmanship at every bloom. She outdoes herself.

Know what I mean?

The thrust of it.

The blooms of dill are lovely in life,
are changed but, in death, undiminished.

Proud death.

Dill and gone.

Smile at the sun smiling,
and filter every ugly thing.

Smile and say, "ah!"

Life star terrestrial.

Pure love, immutable, golden.

Not Texas, just taxes.

Yellow rose represents.

Tabled motion in the parliament of flowers.

Vase of transcience.

Beauty arranged.

Above the orchard about a hundred yards, history barks a lesson.
The big trunk was a chestnut brought down by blight.
The little trunk was second growth, brought low by blight’s grandson.
Blight too shall pass.

Brave try.

Chestnut, not spreading.

Nothing beside remains.
Hunks of trunk at the root.
All the branches have become brush
after a hundred seasons of blossom and fruit.

Stumped.

Alas, poor York!

A little sadness for the loss of shade and loss of keeper apples,
and loss of the bird staging arena of limbs and twigs.

But a hundred-year reign is a fruit-tree jubilee.

 Blessed be.

Tags: , , , , ,

Duration, variable: rock for the ages, spore for a day.

We wondered, when we first walked the trails here below the Little Sandy Bald,
if the blocks of quartz we saw every three or four steps,
pebble size to boulder size, clear and rosy and cloudy,
held rubies or emeralds inside,
or sapphires, the fancy forms of quartz.

Walking on jewels; we still are.

In nature, square corners.

Quartz with veins.

Most fungal entities are brief,
pop through the soil for a week
then begin immediately to decay.

Sun shock.

Lichen shelf.

But some harden and settle in for the long term.
And become habitats themselves.

New to me.

New variety.

90º around the trunk,
slipped sidewards in time
comes a fresh beginning.

We all did.

Ooze of birth.

The Jain swish the path before their steps
to insure they don’t crush a bug.
I’m less moved by bugs, but hate to find I’ve crushed one of these.

Thrust their buried spores.

Just looks phallic.

Or a family of these.

Read my mind.

Loam cardinals.

Or even one of these.

Holding a little rain.

Just one.

Not this.

Almost all the way around.

Member of extended family.

Not these.

Puff the magic.

Spore bomb.

Or this one.

Citrus are us.

Just one of these, a hole to breathe or blow.

The parent organisms live underground,
safe from my steps,
busy being the synapses between tree roots
powering the internet of trees.
Really: this is fresh-made science.

Be thankful God does not spend all his time deciding softball games
and litigating kidney stones.

Tags: , , , , ,

How much would a wood pecker? A musing.

This is a file picture because our Hairy won’t hold still for an at-work shot.
He’s a very guilty bird and explodes away at any human sight or sound.
But, I can’t imagine how he hears or sees at all when he’s hammering at the hemlock.

Arkive: hairy-woodpecker-male-on-tree-stump, Wild Nature Pictures.

Eating at our house.

The core of the house was a hundred years old when we moved in, 1976.
It’s not finished yet, but by the end of 1978 Dan carved a declaration.
The main inside layout, at least, was done.

We're dating.

1978.

We have all the woodpeckers on call: the little Downy, the huge Pileated.
Any of them might peck a little, one time or another, grooming our sheathing.

Peckers scaled.

Hairy is Robin sized.

Wood-boring bees, carpenter bees, bumble bees — drill nests.
Perfect augured circles go square in, then turn at the bottom.
Larvae of next year’s bees are deposited just past the crook.

Hairy is on a mission.
Just as many perfect 13/16 inch borer borings as we have,
that many will he get to the bottom of.
He is not as neat a worker as the bees.

That's how  much.

Penetration.

Not quite through the hemlock rafter, two inches literal, but more than halfway.
There probably isn’t any chance of structure-threatening injury to the house.
But we’d begun to think the apple tree
already old and damaged when we landed here
that it could stand forever.

Almost a hundred years.

Sergeant York.

Until one mid-October morning, last year, it fell.
The props too light, the crop too heavy, too much rain.
This spring it made some leaves and blossoms, taking a few more months to die.

The rest is brush.

Site of new tree, as yet undermined.

Last week, the chainsaw finally fixed, it’s all gone to the brush pile
(0ne of a hundred of brush piles).

Time for a new tree, the birds are insistent, and the porch needs shade.

Unless the whole blended lesson is that we’ve had our season.
The big wheel has been turned enough by all the little wheels
and our time’s up.

Last call for drinks.

Tags: , , , ,

A bee’s got to do: playing with flowers.

Before color photography, this is how flowers looked.

Sepia.

Before colors.

I’m glad to live in the days of  color.

After colors.

Great gladness.

Even with tans and grays we can distinguish a thousands shade, so many more than fifty.
Millions is still better fun, eyeball ice cream.

Coral riff.

Nearer my glad.

Reds and yellows.

Soft focus.

Golden rose.

Love these fellows.

Before.

True colors.

What is the opposite of butter?

Reverse.

Inverse?

And gray is the new green?

Diversion.

Contrapositive.

I think some camera control options are meant to be left alone.

Not really.

Pink, after.

No. That’s scary. My tool box is red and it’s bright sun outside.

Use what you have.

A writer`s toolbox.

Ah, outside. Much better. Sunshine and flowers.

Blooming up.

Liatris.

And clutching and clambering about the blossoms, the big speckled butterfly does his business.

On the liatris.

Swallowtail at work.

From the top, with a blue streak up the middle.
It’s pollination all day long, from the flower’s point of view.

Hanging out.

Swallowtail, the dark side.

The bees are also leaving footprints everywhere.
But they’re not feeding, they’re collecting.

Bee load glade.

Bees knees.

And this lady better head home while she can still fly.
Pollen sacs are filling fast.

It is time.

Saddle bags.

Not a camera trick: the green leaf is red when the sun shoots through.
Opaque green/gray when top lit.

Sun trick.

Red through.

How we rock, when there have been too many colors to contemplate.

Mirror me.

Rocking corner.

Or back indoors, on the other side of the one-way mirror.
The witness has self-interrogated, -charged, -convicted.

Sentence pending.

Tags: , , , , ,

Accidental encounters of a desultory afternoon.

Inside the grand circle of mountain ridges, inside the circle of trees that ring the grass, an abundance of pretty little things.

Beneath the ironwood tree, a fungal family up-reach through the ivy.

Shroom bloom.

Marching order.

But at each center of the tanish, beigeish disks, a spot of blue.

Shroom bloom single.

Blue, why blue?

Our snake this week was a third the length, a quarter the girth, a fiftieth the mass of last week’s blacksnake.
A little garter garden guarder.

Looking left.

Two foot of pure, well, snake.

Looking both ways, tongue forked and flicking, smelling me.

Watchful.

Forked tongue tiny.

Between the snake and the tomatoes a pile of brush.
What’s not to lich?

Brush pile art.

Digesting slowly.

Glad to be coral, in full rut; as shameless, if a bit more delicate, than a baboon’s butt.

Coral crescendo.

Gladolia, hereabouts.

Garden guarders, like the garter, may be verygolds.

Not Solomon.

Don’t stare directly at the fractals.

So nearly stepped on, just inside the kitchen door, a chevron,
an inch and a quarter, weirdly well drafted.

Thy name is symmetry.

Joan of Arc’s shield?

Not impressive as a flyer, kind of a stumble flutter.

Forever flower of France.

Fearless symmetry.

But eclipses my poor powers.

Tags: , , , , , ,

Fractious and frightening, especially among mountains.

Tags: , ,

Hitchhiker’s Guide — walkabout with snail and flowers and blacksnake.

A tortoise can stretch it out, when life depends; but a snail not so much.
Maybe the head of the mushroom grows faster than the snail can run, but how shall she dismount?

Hitch hike.

Ticket to ride.

Six feet of blacksnake in the grass points to the tree with six bird feeders.
Can he unhinge his jaw enough to swallow a gold finch or a nuthatch?
We used to see whole eggs along the gullet every time we’d relocate the guy half a mile away
who’d returned to rob our chicken coop again.
It took a week to digest his dinner and crawl back.
He discouraged the broody hens better than we could.

Six feet long.

Pointing at …

 Maybe it isn’t birds. The feeders are a creature magnet, even for rabbits and deer.
It could be squirrels, gray or red or the white-belly fliers (when you fly at night, wear white).
Or ground squirrels or kangaroo mice or Noreegan wharf rats (so far from a wharf, so far from Norway).

Not only birds.

All my length.

A couple dozen tree species crowd this brief segment of the ring around the lawn.
The largest temperate rain forest is in Alaska.
I think we’re next: not many steps to fill the leaf book of a fourth-grade science class.

Abundance.

Leaf scape.

A table rose, for company, two feet away this instant.
White, the outside of the petals, inside hot fuchsia, as my love is.

Watching me.

Red, red rose.

The black flower is in the house.

On the table.

Black velvet.

The red outside.
The thick sticky golden pollen is the same.

In the yard.

Velvet red.

And a little ways into the woods, the Dr. Seuss flowers stretch thin and wide, enticing.

Seuss flowerl.

Wood note wild.

Such abundance here, where peace and beauty overflow.
But threats surround us that are imminent—to our earth and food and water and air.

Amid the rumble of half a hundred human wars and war’s alarms,
I know I can’t be young again, but still shall hold her in my arms.

Salaam. Shalom.

Tags: , , , , , , , ,

Status update.

The Ellen and Geoffrey Fletcher Mysteries

Go to my website (& blog) for more information:

www.budcrawford.com

  • Fit to Curve      Asheville, NC         Kindle ebook for sale at Amazon.com
  • Heart Attack      Williamsburg, VA         Kindle ebook for sale at Amazon.com
  • Ghost Walk      Charleston, SC         final edit, shopping for agent
  • Little Fishes       Atlanta, GA & Pacific Ocean, off Bolivia         first draft
  • The Drosselmeyer Chronicles        Roanoke, VA         one third written
  • Incentive to Murder      Atlantic Ocean, off Brazil         notes, outline

Book Covers:

~   first~ first  ~   second~ second

~   third~ third  ~   fourth~ fourth

Tags: , , , , ,

Blair reflects.

Shadows at play.

Tags: , ,

With many a flirt and flutter.

Ten minutes last night of frantic flapping on the screen. Then he settles on the siding, unperturbed by flashlight.

2014-07-06_01-21-02_595

She comes inside for winter, but iridesces all the summer long, oiled steel electrified with color.

2014-07-05_18-32-47_368

Through her antennae she reaches, three boards higher than last night,
where the Luna moth has parked, on the morning of the next day.

2014-07-06_15-35-58_534

Ah! She has him!

2014-07-06_15-37-29_309

Romance that never  may be. Forever shall she yearn and he be free.

2014-07-06_15-36-57_399

The lovely lunatic is perched, for one long moment.

2014-07-06_15-37-58_691

Nevermore.

Tags: , ,

Sun’s in the notch.

When everything is just right, even the stone hinges have to open.

Porch alignment, south.

Looking south.

Above the back door, the carving says 1976, Dan did it, one of the years we built this house.

Porch in alignment, north.

Looking north.

But, 38 years on, I never knew it could do this, this specific shadow trap thing.

Where have I been?

So glad that I’m here now.

Shadows at play.

Blair reflects.

Come and sit a spell.

Tags: , , , , ,

Two days left to meet Geoffrey and Ellen Fletcher for free.


For a limited time only —
starting this week,

July 5-9, 2014 — Thursday through Monday.

Kindle e-book format only.
If you do not have a Kindle, one will be appointed for you,
and installed on your computer or cell phone or toaster oven.

Buy one book at no charge and get the second book free!

Or pick just one — still free!

Fit to Curve

Book 1 Cover

Heart Attack

Book 2 Cover

 

Of course, this is not the first time this offer has been tendered, nor the last time. But it is this time, and that won’t come again.

The idea is to open a wider readership by pandering to the universal delight in getting something for free.

You find new readers for your work, who tell their friends, who put up five-star reviews, which reviews entice a fresh cohort of readers, who tell their friends, until the virus takes hold, fame fights fortune for the upper hand, and you come to rule the internets.

It’s fool-proof and fun.

As Amazon has opened in ever more markets, an author gets to watch the results come in from around the planet. I’ve never yet sold a book in Italy or Mexico (mx is a brand new site, it is just refractory, probably a side-effect of the Mediterranean diet). Britain and France and Germany always come through. Japan and India inevitably bring several (probably utterly bewildered) new readers. Brazil and Australia will put toes in the water, two or three or four. Canada, after the United States, is the most solid. During some months of regular sales, Canada beats the US.

You can get my books anytime, of course, but you’ll have to pay when there’s not a free promotion going on.

There really is a whole suite of Kindle Aps you can download for free for PC, Mac, iphone, Android, tablets and pads,
if you haven’t got one of the ever-growing family of dedicated Kindle Readers.

Try ordering from the Italian or Mexican site (I’m easy to entertain). But you can’t do China, I’m not there yet.

And as always, tell me what you think. Comments & reviews are not just welcome but eagerly sought.

purchase Fit to Curve

purchase Heart Attack

Tags: , , , , , ,

Simple Sunday.

 

We tried to discourage this nest. Three times we knocked it down, four times the phoebes built it back.

Little unfledged chick twitching on the cement Saturday evening; not good, but not dead, so we pushed her back into the nest. Sunday, evolution reiterated the case. Weakest of the four, end of the road for one phoebe; phoebe-hood for the other three still on track. Species go!

Saved for a day.

Rescue butt.

90% sleep, 10% eat. Soon they will fledge and trade sleep for twitch: the phoebe cry and the jerky tail. And they will in turn make nests, in inappropriate places.

Just asleep.

Between meals.

Two inches of headroom, apparently, is enough.

Head room.

Good choice.

We used to run a halogen par-38 in this fixture. Way too hot to touch: hard-boiled bird. Compact fluorescent, barely warm, like a substitute mother. Good, because mom has to fly off for a while every time we go in or out the door.

Site specifics

CFL bulb. Imagine the hard boil of a halogen.

Someday one of the series: knitted shawls taken from moth wings. We’re building a portfolio.

Mothra.

Shawl template.

When good outhouses develop attitude. Past using now, but you can’t knock it over. Suffering from a structurally enfeebled right edge on the ground, that’s the problem digging with a back hoe. Shovel and bucket, you can get hospital corners. Probably a tea party thing, didn’t want to be seen supporting something that got half its stability from the left. A shame: sealed joints, screened crescent, heat lamp, reading light, vent, front porch, full roof overhang. Fine work.

Lit, heated, vented.

Right leaning.

The white birches in the middle were six-inch seedlings when we planted them thirty-six years ago. The house grew for a few years, too. But the birches kept on.

Loom center/center.

The house stopped, the trees kept on growing.

Appalachia has briar patches, too. But the signature entanglement is the laurel thicket. It’s just 10 yards from the road. But it’s half a mile deep. Deep woods woven shade. Easy to get in.

Mountain laurel.

Innocent edge of a laurel thicket.

The committe assembles on the 600-volt feeder. Good place for watching the blueberries (we’ll be finished soon) and safe from the return line or the ground. But can they feel the pulse between their toes?

Hard-wired.

Taking a meeting.

In a bucket on the porch, all stages, up the curve and down, are beautiful. Power flowers.

Staged beauties.

Consider the lilies. Or the marigolds.

That was a good break: fifteen storey climb and back. But I’ve got the final 148 pages of edits to process. Ghost Walk isn’t going to finish itself. But there is an end in sight. Press self firmly into chair, lift your hands, and wrap it up.

 

Tags: , , , , ,

Narrative alive.

There is, to begin with, possibility.

Then I spot him, traveling towards the tractor at one foot per minute, a turtle snug inside a richly embellished box. The turtle I have been looking for all week.

Turtle by the barn.

Seeking shelter from the storm?

He sees me, but he doesn’t take me very seriously. He keeps the nose extended by which he beat Achilles across the line, so many races ago. Been here longer than you, he says, and I know things you are not equipped to know.

Looking at me.

Looking at you.

I record the hieroglyphics, of course, for reading later. I’m on to him, the little hardshell walking billboard.

Heiroglyphics.

Ready to take the weight.

He holds me with his glittering eye. I could put you on your back, I say, and make a soup tureen of your shell. You may now go, he says,  commit less harm today than yesterday. I’m expecting the world will be on my back soon enough. Was that not, I ask, exactly what I proposed a moment ago? Gravity is established law. You’re annoying me, he says, go on, I’ve prepared your way; but do not imagine I will forget about the soup tureen.

Your turn.

Red eye.

The turtle is right, I see that now. The path ahead beckons to me. We’d better both get moving, each at his native pace.

Stone crop.

The way in.

Follow the stone crop along the stones, past the creeping thyme, then right to the Peace Rose, unseen.

White as snow.

Wot, mai I not stonden here?

But first I’ll have to decide about the mushroom. I could cut it up for dinner, which would not at all hurt the underlying life-form, but might prove fatal for me. It is a great white, so it is pure, the poison unalloyed, toxin simple. Unless it is wholesome despite it’s shade. Dilemma, dilemma.

Quite white.

With divots from fairie golf.

Ah! She will know, the tiny red toad. And she will speak to me, unlike the mute ‘shroom.

And she does speak, says that a toadstool is wherever a toad sits, not separately extant; that I must not malign the turtles under the earth or the pillar of toads that holds up the dome of heaven; and that she suggests I should not eat the fungus. After I offer, and she accepts, a tiny thimble of a somewhat hoppy local ale, she tells me everything I must do tomorrow.

Resting at high alert.

Thumb toad at ready.

But that’s a story for another day.

 

Tags: , , , , ,

The Zombie Army of Iraq.

Our handiwork.

Our handiwork.

America rules.

For we created the army that is now slouching towards Baghdad.
We killed Saddam’s army once when we invaded, with shock and awe.
We killed it again when we disbanded the army, de-Baathification (Paul Bremer, almost offhandedly: cue the looters).
We killed it a third time with our “surge” to destroy the subsequent insurgency.

But each time we killed the Sunni Baathist Army of Iraq, it resurrected, mightier and meaner than before,
for it is of that place as we are not.

This time, the zombies may win it all back.
Only one thing can stop them: the lack of any remaining brains, either here or there, worth eating.
Flesh alone may not be enough to sustain them — marching as Napoleon said all armies do on their stomaches.

Shall we test if the flesh of chicken-hawks might prove toxic?

Behold what we have wrought, America.

 

Tags: , , , , ,

Just toads, all the way up.

The orange one returned yesterday. The cup without a seedling was not what he had in mind, but neither was the seedling. They shared for a while; afterwards, fluffed and straightened up a bit, the seedling was unhurt.

First time in a cup.

Orange is the old toad.

Today a smaller gray visitor occupied the same toad-tested cup most of the morning. Why did he come? Why that cup? Why did he go? Will he return? To that cup?

The vitreous is deep and quiet.

We see you, too, but it’s not the same.

The slot eyes are fathomless, solid black, ten million years deep. Not a hostile stare, but fixed and judging. I am glad we have not disturbed the pristine watershed that extends 1200 feet (vertically, 1800 along the ground) up from the house to the Little Bald, glad that our gardening is (almost perfectly) organic. That will be in your report, won’t it?

Unblunk eye.

Sharing with the toad.

The bushman laughed, asked what was underneath the turtle that carried the earth on its back. It’s just turtles, he said, turtles all the way down.

I think, all the way up, it’s toads. The eye of heaven is the omniscient unblinking eye of the highest and holiest toad in the stack.

Are our visitors one of the varieties that excretes psychedelic sweat? We shall not try that question; it would be presumption of a most unwholesome and disturbing sort. We are better for not knowing.

To be visited, that is enough; allowed to host.

 

Tags: , , , ,

Petals and pistils, pedals and pistols: stories from the wild.


That
time of year has come: riotous abundance, whichever way you look.

Bottom of the lawn.

Native flame azalea.

The astonishing strategies evolved to propagate as each generation pays forward for the next.

Potted plant.

Gerbera daisy.

There’s manipulation, of course — to enlarge flowers or fruits or flavors — bending the wild beginnings. And there’s cultivation — to optimize conditions for growth.

The low bush.

Calycantha (plural?)

When you build a book, the wild world is everything you’ve ever seen, your inventory of images and persons and events. Of course you can make up stuff, if it’s true. The work of writing is to manipulate and cultivate the wild ingredients until you’ve folded them in and teased your new story into being. Your story is from the wild world, but not of it.

Low bush.

Calycanthus.

When you think you’re done, release your story back into the wild to test if it still is true. Probably it needs work. Probably a lot.  Rinse, repeat, rejoice.

 

Tags: , , , ,

Surreality reigns: Asheville Ballet costume funds raised.

Eye in the sky.

Events sometimes transcend expectations. Disparate strands intersect and loop through to build transitory structures, luminous and teasing and beautiful. Unforeseen, implausible, but joyful crystallizations.

For three years now the Asheville Ballet has benefited from a fund-raiser, specifically targeting the costume department. Reasonable enough. A golf tournament is the vehicle: foursomes compete (shotgun start, captain’s choice, single chance mulligan immunity and single red tee allowance available for a small fee). Comfortable terms and a relaxed atmosphere almost mask the ferocious desire to take the trophy home. Friendly ferocious.

We serve doughnuts and coffee for breakfast before the contest. Dancers from the school and company run golf carts laden with snacks and soft drinks out for mid-course refreshment. And there’s a barbecue lunch afterwards. Prize drawings insure nobody loses. And when the receipts and expenses settle, a bump for the costume fund. Sport, charity, and art converge to good purpose. And there’s barbecue.

That’s the underlying structure. Ballet and golf are not often coupled, this is true. Ballet is usually an inside and cooperative business. And golf is played to win, outside in the sunshine on wide swathes of grass. Still. Why not? It’s worked three times now, a little bit implausible and quite successful.

Cue the drone: a new strand engages with the braid.

Remote control.

Quadra copter.

On the grass, revving up, then she rises with a scratchy buzz.

The watchers.

Down the valley.

Eventually the little vessel sails hundreds of feet overhead and far down the valley.

With the buzz of a hundred hornets.

Drone rising.

Cue the provocateur (incidentally, most of the second-place team’s best scores were his). To provide an enlarged context? To embellish the instant? To open the gates?

Heritage, not hatred.

HK and his banner.

And bringing the little ship home. Whether it will land upon the same planet it left just minutes before, is one of the questions. When the magic of a Fool stirs fresh spices in the dish, your barbecue modulates. Also all the rest, as everything shifts to bind in the new information.

Black Mountain Golf Course, and more.

Return to earth.

With luck, one outcome for all this may be a new pink tutu for the dewdrop fairy, or new skirts for the snow corps. Can anyone diagram the process we have engaged here, first to last, leaving nothing out, giving to each element its due weight? Well, bless you for trying.

For all, a lovely morning. And for this year, a wrap.

 

Tags: , , , ,

Yes, there’s an orange toad.

He’s not our only visitor this spring. There’s been the doe with the twin fawns, the big buck, the pair of tom turkeys, the trio of hens. Fearless rabbits, squirrels gray and brown and white (the ones that fly at night), groundhogs, raccoons en familie, possums, and Noregian wharf rats. The usual populace, plus one orange toad.

Pumpkin amphibian.

Eye of toad.

No bears yet, possible bear signs; no bobcats seen, nor foxes. Signs of boars, coyote sounds. The raven’s croak, owl hoots. Some several salamanders.

From above.

The dotted line

Every expected avian: hummers, catbirds, cowbirds, jays, crows, cardinals, buntings, gross beaks, robins, gold finches, doves, thrashers, nuthatches, Carolina wrens, the pileated impact hammer, phoebes inappropriately siting nests. Turkey vulture on the lawn, red-tails parked in treetops. And, to prove spring has transitioned to summer (the calendar always lags), a galaxy of lightening bugs and another daddy long-legs every time you turn your head.

The profusion stuns, the density of biota at every stratum, here in the temperate rain forest of the Southern Appalachians. Overload of sound and scent and scene. Riches beyond tally.

 

 

 

 

Now the puzzle’s out of the box.

Mutual incomprehension generates space between people, which allows us to breathe and turn about.

I didn’t do the jig-saw puzzle. No credit, no blame. But it was done at the other end of the table I write on, so it played out in front of me. Four persons, together and in shifts: they were pleased to be finished, a full day later. It was a challenge engaged and accomplished. They fought entropy to a standstill, at least until the thousand pieces were unplugged and returned to the box. If  you like jig-saw puzzles, the only questions are “was it hard, how long did it take?” If you’re not a fan, you ask “why?”

This question comes from one who does daily Sudokos and KenKens and Cryptograms. Except I get my puzzles, it’s yours that don’t make any sense. Okay, whichever strokes folks wish to be struck with. Sure, fine. But, still, why?

 

cover & finished

A thousand in one.

 

Here is another puzzle, one of mine, meaning one in which I participated.

Cinderella must have a clock to mark the magic hour, columns to shudder and slide, a backdrop for the palace. Also, not shown here, a mantle for her hearth, and a pumpkin carriage for conveyance, every piece fresh-built. And a godmother, forest friends and fairies, step-mother & -sisters, a prince and a royal court. The performances were the middle week of May, so this puzzle, too, is back in the box. Scores of dancers remember, scores of costumes are returned to hangers, around a thousand persons saw the show. But it is done. All gone, except the elements, the memories, and the video. Dance is as transient as a jig-saw: a thousand pieces must be fit and made to work as one. Then, the box. With luck there’s a picture, or a film.

2014-04-12_16-10-26_888 (2)

Columns and the midnight clock.

2014-04-12_16-27-31_216

The palace drop.

Everything else we do, almost, from the most ordinary to the most wonderful, is pulled through the event-horizon of the mundane world. Meals cooked, lawns mowed, laundry folded, floors scrubbed—all gone, nor any trace. Breathe, sleep, talk; strut and fret for a while.

The big puzzles we take on and resolve can endure a little longer, be seen by many, be remembered; or be cut into a more persistent medium to stand for an hour or a century. As we all attempt to solve each puzzle set for us, the odds go up that someone, someday, gets it right.

A good day for any of us pays something forward, towards the long horizon.

Tags: , , , , , ,

They’re only a little more free.

When you start at 99 cents, the distance is not so great, even all the way to zero.

Still: someone you haven’t read, might like, might not, it’s an opportunity.

So, if you’re a Kindle reader (or have one, or have one of its alter egos) and like to read mysteries,
you might like to meet Geoffrey and Ellen in their first two adventures.

The Asheville story:

Fit_To_Curve_21_09_12

Fit To Curve cover

 

And the Williamsburg story:

HA cover

Heart Attack cover.

 

They’ll be free from Friday (4 April 2014) through Tuesday (8 April 2014) on Amazon.com (per AST, Amazon Standard Time, similar to PST). Direct links below:

Fit To Curve

Heart Attack

Nothing to lose, a wide world to win. Take a chance.

 

 

Tags: , , , , ,

Just-happy-to-see-you pas.

Joy just is. Probably there is a reason, but the reason is not the joy.

slide_336055_3389439_free

Gonna get lucky.

Do you wish your line was this open and clear?
There’s somebody, somewhere, someday, who already thinks it is.
Be prepared, but be aware it will cost your head.

For she has all who ate her mate.

Three weeks it will be spring, when the multitudinous cees bust loose.
Cees come right after Bees, you will need to know this.

But you do, already, in perilous perspicacity. Halleluiah.

 

Tags: , ,

Should we eat the rich?

Okay. It depends on whether their caloric load is proportional to their wealth. If so, yes, it’s very cost effective.

There are about 30,000, the one percent of the one percent. And they control roughly 26% of, well, of everything. The ninety-nine percent of the whole (we’ll get back to the 99% of the one percent in a minute) hold nearly 60% of the wealth. It’s not very evenly distributed, but that’s another discussion. There are 330,000,000 or so 99-percenters. A little arithmetic lets us know that our average 1-of-1 has nearly 5000 times the share of the average 99er.

Let’s take 150 pounds for an average weight (a figure that lets us skip over differences by gender or age). Remember that many of these people are lean: they acquire exponentially more than they consume.

The super-rich, 5000 times richer, should yield, each one of them, the equivalent of 5000 (richness) x 4 (servings per pound) x 150 (pounds per plutocrat). That’s about 3,000,000 servings, a fantastic outcome. It’s ninety billion, for the whole cohort, 300 per person for everyone in the country. That’s a year’s worth of protein for every living American (except the 30,000, of course).

As a one-time bounty, that’s terrific. But the greatest part is the rollover. The next percent of the one-percent will slide right into place as the top 1-of-1. Probably we’ll need a full year for the enrichment to take hold, but once underway, we have a self-sustaining momentum, an inexhaustible source of shared wealth.

I realize there are moral and nutritional considerations. I’m just assessing feasibility. One important point to close. This route avoids the sort of class-warfare we’d have if we confiscated the wealth itself. We leave the awesome wealth creation machine of capitalism running full out. The markets will soar.

Tags: ,

Food colors: coding by GMO.

In season.

Color play.

It wouldn’t have to be every food, but just to pick some examples relevant in my household: what if onions were modified (just the least little bit) so any dish that included them would have a soft orange glow? Or if all meat (any food with a face) flashed every couple seconds like a fire-fly? Or red peppers emitted a soft growly noise?

Food allergy reactions would be a thing of the past. You’d hear the peanuts chirp, the murmur of the gluten, the chartreuse glitter of milk products.

Brave new world that has such foods! Be not afraid.

Tags: , ,

Like watching election returns. Buy me, buy me, do.

When you put your Kindle titles on a brief free promotion, your “sales” always go up. Not your receipts, but there are new readers willing to take a chance for free for someone they’ve never heard of. Rational, human, inarguable.

What’s kind of fun is watching the returns. I’ve got just one long day to go (long because I’m EST and the Kindle day is PST). So the current score may be close to the final store. Got hits in US, naturally, but also in Great Britain and Germany and France. Nothing (yet) in Spain or Italy or Japan. But some in India and Canada. None for Brazil or Mexico, but yes for Australia (the new store, this cycle, along with Mexico).

Have had “sales” previously in Spain and Japan and Brazil, never yet in Italy or Mexico. But I should go check. It’s been half an hour. Maybe some new ones.

In the end it’s not how much you win or lose but how the game has played you.

Tags: , , ,

Let freedom ring! Again!

The idea is, every few months an author can sacrifice the revenue gusher of regular sales for an exposure to a wider audience. What harm could this possibly do?

So, I will be running a special Kindle promtional deal, from 2-6 January 2014, Thursday through Monday: both of these titles are free! For those five days only.

Penny savings for the pound foolish.

You must have to have a Kindle to play, either a Kindle device or a Kindle ap (also available free from Amazon for PC, Mac, IPhone, Android and most recent model toaster ovens).

Enjoy. And Happy New Year!

 

 

 

Far better to regret what you have done than what you have not done. Act now.

Judge Santa.

Dot calm, dark Santa.

Smile!

Ho. Ho.

He sees you when you’re sweeping,

He knows when you eat cake,

So quit your silly creeping.

Don’t leave crumbs and don’t you take

More than half of that last piece.

It’s not rocket surgery,

You know that Santa sees you,

And bumble bees are Santa’s eyes,

They spot every foolery,

Doesn’t matter what you do.

And so you know, word to the wise

Sewn in the sleeves of Santa’s fleece,

The NSA has trackers;

And pays off nine elf hackers.

So keep your secrets in the cloud,

And don’t you ever think out loud.

Blame it all on Christmas fright

I’m wishing everyone good knight.

 

 

 

.

 

Tags: , ,

Justify the ways.

The rest is your fault.

Go on now, have a wonderful time.

Milton wrote Paradise Lost, he said, to justify the ways of God to man.

I think the harder job would be to justify the ways of man to God.

Spare us, King of the Heavens, from the annihilation we deserve for all our murders and malice, because from time to time we do something truly cute and adorable.

Or: hey, maybe this is the best we can do with the tools we have, and who exactly was it that packed our tool box?

Please, give one more chance — just for what Quvenzhané Wallis does in Beasts of the Southern Wild.

Nelson Mandela? Malala Yousafzai? Jimmy Carter? Come on, cut us a little slack. We try really hard, sometimes.

You’ll have to pry my cold dead fingers from my staff, pale old man, I’m not going quietly.

Lifetime member.

Moses on a stick.

Nothing at the end but our chariot wheel tracks limning the hard sand.

Tags: , , ,

Should be the easiest thing.

Just land the plane, already.

Book Three.

Cover

As revising goes, it’s so simple. Nothing much to carry in your head, not much by way of artistic issue. Just a press-your-butt-into-the-chair kind of job to do.

You set up a synchronized scroll, get the page widths right. Then all you have to do is roll to the next red mark, and accept or reject the edit. But there is something intensely and unavoidably personal at stake. An editor has the key to your sock drawer. She sees all, knows all. Consistency, Chicago style, agreement, continuity: all that is purely technical, semi-mechanical.

 
“Candlestick maker, so much more, Sarah Felicity?”
“No doubts, a clean machine.” Felicity picksed rice from the tight black curls of her hair.
“Can anyone say we should not continue?”
Danni coughsed. “The issues not addressed? Sliding on the easy?”
“We can only say,” Dulce speaokse calmly, with decision, “we have weighed what could be weighed and have elected to flop together into a shared future.”
“Baby come out white, ready for that?” Danni asksed.
“Every baby,” Carrie answersed, “is her own miracle.” It iwas easy to grab Harris under her arms, because her fists awere raised as she chargesd at Danni. Carrie liftsed her off the ground so her feet haved no purchase, though they scrambled against the air for a second. Carrie liftsed her sister high and locksed eyes. She turnsed slowly to the left, all the way around, and lowersed her into place. She bendst to kiss the top of Harris’s head and speaokse very softly. “It’s good, my wild one, really. It is all good.” She brushesd the back of her hand gently down the cheek of her other sister, standing rigid by Harris, hands clenched at her sides. “Dear Syd, it is love working. Trust!”
Savion’s voice boomsed. “Baker!”
Gene saysid, “Good as it can be, way better than most. I bless, with my full authority.” His sisters’ eyes awere wide;, they haved never heard him speak so many words at once.
Savion. “Butcher!”
Danni saysid, “I have proved the rule. I accede, stipulating there will be trials.”
 
 

      But the higher value, and the deeper fright, comes in the comments:

            What does this mean? I get the Star Wars reference, but I don’t know the second meaning.

A process you have chosen, engaged with, paid for. But can you bear it to the end, 350 pages more?

 

 

Tags: , , ,

Nutcracker, truck ready, last night.

There have already been months of rehearsals and practice runs, but this week the focus pulls tight for this year’s performances of Asheville Ballet’s Nutcracker. Here’s how it came together, yesterday and today.

First thing, draw a line: this goes to the theater, this does not. You hope the does-not aisle hides no critical bits. You hope the goes heap does not include any unnecessary clutter. It’s a jig-saw puzzle with thousands of pieces.

Here we go again.

Nutcracker kit: just assemble and add dancers.

This morning: the load out from the studio and load into the theater. Hang the drops, build the tree and scenery, Mother Ginger and the teapot, distribute the costumes and props.

Final studio run-through, this afternoon.

Tomorrow: finish dressing the stage, spike crucial places and routes. Fit the gels, focus the lights, cable everything, coordinate cues for the tech crew and company, pass over the final version of the music for the first theater run-through. On Tuesday, tech; Wednesday, dress; Thursday, absurdly early, the school shows; Friday and Saturday and Sunday, performances. Strike, load out from theater, load back into studio.

Next year, repeat, except there will be a hundred differences, new dancers, new costumes, new dances.

It is an astonishingly complex cooperative endeavor: seventy-some dancers (supported by a couple hundred parents and siblings), dancing a hundred-sixty parts, wearing half a thousand costume pieces. There are a few four to five year-olds, a few sixty-somethings, everything between, peaking from pre- to late-teen. Many seasoned professionals, a few novices, several seasoned teens, some remarkably clever little kids.

We are not equal behind the curtain, a cluster of bossy adults tries to run things, but when the curtain is up, everybody’s on the same stage, everybody dances. We’ve done this for fifty years. If you lined up all the dancers who’ve appeared in our show, end to end, they’d stretch from Albuquerque to Boston. Probably. Something like that.

Tina Covelli's photo.

 

Asheville Ballet’s Nutcracker opens this week, and there are two other Nuts in Asheville this year, one before and one after ours, plus a few thousand more around the country: classical, modern, burlesque, solemn, and silly. Some are exquisite, some kind of awful. Tchaikovsky rules American stages this month. Also TV ads and malls and elevators. Nothing else even comes close.

You’ll feel so foolish and so forlorn if you don’t come to the Diana Wortham Theatre this weekend for Nutcracker. Don’t do that to yourself.

(I know, we defeated the redcoats two hundred years ago so we didn’t have to keep on misspelling theater and colour; but in the provinces we pretend a sophistication we do not possess and, unforced, give Cornwallis back his sword.)

Joke: What is a city with three Nuts? Oh, probably not funny.

Do come.

 

 

Tags: , , , ,

Kamikazi Cardinal.

 

Disheveled, crazed, incomplete. Someday a grand red adult.

Young, male, crazy.

 

The side mirrors on the Toyota are favorites, anytime, as well as the windshield. Bedroom window, at 7:30 in the morning: peck, peck, peck-peck, peck. Pause, repeat. Any window, when the light is right.

Here’s me. And, there, glassed in, is this other guy. A young stud, just like me, only backwards. He’s got to give. Or make me give. But he just sits and cocks his head and pecks, so close, but keeps somehow just out of reach. He is not responding correctly. This is so weird! Why won’t he answer, or go the hell away?

It’s Narcissus in feather-drag. Such a handsome fellow, the other side of the glass. But it isn’t how it seems. Good fences make good neighbors, says Robert Frost. But he doesn’t say that, the neighbor does, Frost disagrees. Narcissus is slandered for self-love, self-absorption. But Narcissus doesn’t know that he’s the image in the pond. He loves the guy he sees, not himself.

Narcissism: love for a handsome stranger. It’s not a disorder, it’s love, disinterested and pure.

Let’s not even start on Echo.

 

 

Tags: , ,